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Posted in Jewish Jokes on Jan 12th, 2012
A widowed Jewish lady was sunbathing on a beach at Ft. Myers Florida . She looked up and noticed that a man her age had walked up, placed his blanket on the sand next to hers and began reading a book.
Smiling, she attempted to strike up a conversation with him. ‘Hello, sir, how are you [...]
Posted in Jewish Jokes on May 1st, 2011
Three men, an Italian, a Frenchman, and a Jew, were condemned to be executed. Their captors told them that they had the right to have a final meal before the execution. They asked the Frenchman what he wanted.
“Give me the best French wine and French bread,” he requested.
So they gave it to him, he ate [...]
Posted in Jewish Jokes on Apr 1st, 2011
My mother once gave me two sweaters for Hanukkah.
The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.
As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, “What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other one?”
A young man calls his mother and says he would like to bring his girlfriend home to [...]
Posted in Jewish Jokes on Mar 14th, 2011
My mother once gave me two sweaters for Hanukkah.
The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.
As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, “What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other one?”
A young man calls his mother and says he would like to bring his girlfriend home to [...]
Posted in Jewish Jokes on Feb 28th, 2011
My mother once gave me two sweaters for Hanukkah.
The next time we visited, I made sure to wear one.
As we entered her home, instead of the expected smile, she said, “What’s the matter? You didn’t like the other one?”
A young man calls his mother and says he would like to bring his girlfriend home to [...]