‘It’s a ten hour drive, your father isn’t as young as he used to be, and my arthritis is acting up again.’

‘Don’t worry about it Mom, I’ll send Air Force One to pick you up and take you home. And a limousine will pick you up at your door.’

‘I don’t know. Everybody will be so fancy-schmantzy, what on earth would I wear?’

Oh Mom, replies Susan, ‘I’ll make sure you have a wonderful gown custom-made by the best designer in New York .’

‘Honey,’ Mom complains, ‘you know I can’t eat those rich foods you and your friends like to eat.’

The President-to-be responds, ‘Don’t worry Mom. The entire affair is going to be handled by the best caterer in New York , kosher all the way. Mom, I really want you to come.’

So Mom reluctantly agrees and on January 20, 2017, Susan Goldfarb is being sworn in as President of the United States. In the front row sits the new president’s mother, who leans over to a senator sitting next to her.

‘You see that woman over there with her hand on the Torah, becoming President of the United States

The Senator whispers back, ‘Yes I do.’

Mom says proudly, ‘Her brother is a doctor.’

Birth Right was started in 2000 with the goal of young Jews coming to the homeland to find or develop roots with the state of Israel. It has since become a prerequisite for any young Jew who wants to keep their parents extremely happy knowing their child is getting in touch with their heritage. The kids actually end up benefiting, as they soon realize the trip is mostly partying in Israel and hooking up with hottie fellow Jews who have also convinced their parents this is a ’spiritual trip’. Though most Jews are completely in love with Israel after returning from the trip, it’s the hookahs, disco techs, and and wild Israeli girls that seem to be what captured their hearts.

If you haven’t gone on birthright yet, I highly recommend it… if not for you, for your parents sake.