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#1 Famous Jews

JewishHollywoodThere is nothing Jews like more than famous Jews. We find a deep sense of pride and self esteem knowing there are Jews who have amounted to something. Jews will often sit and talk about their favorite famous Jews, as they all have their own personal Hebrew heroes. We all know ‘the list’ of the top Jews in every field. We’re confident as long as there is one successful Jew in any field it’s possible for any of us to succeed.

We find comfort knowing we are not alone.  At 16 you might have glasses and still haven’t had any armpit hair grow in, but in ten years you could be Bill Goldberg. You might be insecure about your overbearing mom and the inappropriate things she says in front of your new boyfriend, but Natali Portman had to go through the same thing. Your teacher might not think your classroom wise cracks are amusing, but either did Jerry Seinfeld’s, Jack Black’s, Woody Allen’s, Sasah Baron Cohen’s, Sarah Silverman’s, and Adam Sandler’s. For a insecure, neurotic teenage there’s nothing like our Jewish idols to remind us we’ll be just fine.

Being Jewish, rich and famous is wonderful… especially for that rich and famous Jew’s grandmother… as she will surely win the best grandchild debate in her Boca retirement home.

4 Responses to “#1 Famous Jews”

  1. Ahhh says:

    ahhahahahahahah

  2. Sam O. says:

    Here’s a new famous Jew, that I think is going to be a fabulous peace maker one day!
    Mark Halawa, The Jew form Kuwait: http://www.aish.com/sp/so/70138567.html

    God Bless,
    Sam

  3. BL says:

    I find it ironic that some holier-than-thou jews often frown upon others for not being religious enough, while in the same breath they sing the praises of the famous Jews (Freud, Einstein), most of whom were non-practising.

  4. Yankel Tudris says:

    BL probably can’t read Hebrew. Even Freud spoke Yiddish.

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